A great roast doesn’t need to be mean to be memorable. The secret lies in being witty, sharp, and playful—while still keeping things lighthearted. Here are 10  good roasts that hit hard but stay classy, perfect for friends, family, or even casual banter.

1. The Professional Napper

“You have such a strong work ethic… when it comes to avoiding actual work.”

2. The Fashion Icon

“You have a unique style—like a thrift store exploded, and you just rolled with it.”

3. The Foodie

“You don’t eat to live, you live to eat—and honestly, I’m impressed you haven’t turned into a menu yet.”

4. The Always-Late Friend

“You’re not late; you just like to give time a dramatic entrance.”

5. The Overthinker

“You don’t make mountains out of molehills—you build whole theme parks.”

6. The Coffee Addict

“At this point, coffee doesn’t wake you up—you wake it up.”

7. The Gamer

“You’ve logged so many hours playing games, I’m starting to think your controller deserves employee benefits.”

8. The Social Media Star

“You post so often, I’m expecting Netflix to release a documentary about your Instagram.”

9. The Fitness Enthusiast

“You don’t go to the gym—you practically pay rent there.”

10. The Eternal Optimist

“You’re so positive, I’m convinced you could find a silver lining in a thunderstorm made of taxes.”

Final Thoughts

Roasts like these work because they exaggerate quirks in a fun way without crossing into hurtful territory. A good roast makes everyone laugh—including the person it’s aimed at.